Billy Ray Cyrus sends his honky-tonk DNA down his urethra towards a fallopian tube that has recently discharged a potential Miley. The two get together, trade chromosomes and Kapowie! Hannah Fontana is born.

Some big hairy dude was getting a chest piece done and just went down. Watch out for that solar plexus area. It’ll scramble your signals.

Biker rally etiquette frowns on overt displays of enthusiasm between strangers. “Yeah,” he says, “good driving music.”